1. This rare type of seal likes to compare people to kisses from roses.
2. Donkey Kong
3. Future generations will ride the Shorse into battle.
5. The Guinea Porse often starves to death because its neck is too short for its head to reach the ground to graze
8. The Eminemone is known for its killer rapping skills.
9. West Highland White Lizard
10. Snapping Turtbull
11. The Chihuaraña is the latest hypoallergenic designer dog breed.
18. The Tiguin would be unstoppable if it had eyeballs.
24. While snails leave a trail of slime, the Slog leaves a trail of blood and destruction.
27. Skate Boarder Collie