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Transform your beer experience at Legacy Brewing Co. in Reading, Pennsylvania.

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Drink your marital problems away at Burleigh Brewing Company in Queensland, Australia.

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Act like an adult while remembering your favorite third-grade insults at The Ram in Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Oregon, and Washington.

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If you think you’re actually cool enough to drink this ale, head over to Stone Brewing in Escondido, California.

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Have as many as you want at Wasatch Brewery in Park City, Utah.

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Say “shalom” to your new favorite ale at Shmaltz Brewing in Clifton Park, NY.

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This arousing medley of flavors can be found at Midnight Sun Brewing in Anchorage, Alaska.

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Prove your smarts by going to Weyerbacher in Easton, Pennsylvania.

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Find out what Santa REALLY wants you to leave for him at Ridgeway Brewing Co. in South Stoke, England.

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Hopefully you’ll be able to keep human drool out of your beer at Big Sky Brewing Co. in Missoula, Montana.

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Even if your inner child is only twelve years old, you can go to the Macedonian Thrace Brewery in Komotini, Greece to try this beer as long as your physical self is over 18.

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Is this the British version of “the bee’s knees?” Find out at Wychwood Brewery in Oxfordshire, England.

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Our hard-working mommies deserve a bottle of wine more than anyone.

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I have a few ideas as to how the bottle might be used after it’s empty.

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It’s like my reaction after downing a whole bottle of vino, but without all the crying and ex-texting.

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Just when you think ingredient labels on wine bottles are unnecessary…

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They say the scent overpowers the flavor.

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Great for giving your boss at the next office party.

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Welcome in my bedroom any time.

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Some wines age better than others.

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After a couple of glasses, you might end up committing all of them.

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It’s kind of annoying to see that they named a wine after your ex-wife, right?

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I like my wine grapes how I like my men.*

*Sweet and slightly aged. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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In Australia, “woop woop” means a place in the middle of nowhere. In the USA, it is the official verbal signal for party time.

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Maybe they’re experimenting with reverse psychology?