You’re in the finals of a reality show and they want to show how terrible your life was before you won, so they need permission to use his name and image.
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You’re working as an informant for the FBI and they need you to keep him on the phone to track his location.
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You want her to know you’re doing well. REALLY WELL.
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You need an excuse to twerk on The Maury Show.
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You were just shown the video from The Ring and you need to show it to someone else, or you’ll die.
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He’s your pizza delivery guy.
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You’re Pink and you need him to come by so you can shoot a corny music video about your pseudo breakup.
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The earth is about to be destroyed and you want to make sure to tell him to suck it one last time.
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You want to show her how much you’ve grown up and matured.
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You two are literally the last two humans on the planet and the only alternative is to converse with mannequins.
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