You’re in the finals of a reality show and they want to show how terrible your life was before you won, so they need permission to use his name and image.
You’re working as an informant for the FBI and they need you to keep him on the phone to track his location.
You want her to know you’re doing well. REALLY WELL.
You need an excuse to twerk on The Maury Show.
You were just shown the video from The Ring and you need to show it to someone else, or you’ll die.
He’s your pizza delivery guy.
You’re Pink and you need him to come by so you can shoot a corny music video about your pseudo breakup.
The earth is about to be destroyed and you want to make sure to tell him to suck it one last time.
You want to show her how much you’ve grown up and matured.
You two are literally the last two humans on the planet and the only alternative is to converse with mannequins.