1. Uhh, neither.
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2. Please stop breeding.
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3. Thanks for the support God.
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4. Color was invented by Disney!?
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5. Too many sexual orientations nowadays to keep up with.
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6. Smart baby.
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7. Damn bees defying gravity.
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8. Yeah but only if you are a vampire.
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9. Got stuck in the lower intestines probably.
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10. Mmmm, jelly beans.
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11. I will never go to Canada now.
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12. Friend envy.
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13. She definitely was cheating on you bro.
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14. Your printer is obviously broken.
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15. The world may never know.
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16. Another great parent.
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17. All the best diet advice can be found on Yahoo Answers.
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18. Spoiler alert: Jesus is the Easter Bunny.
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19. I think it would still ruin your eyes.
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20. Sir Mix-a-Lot would not approve.
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21. “Friend.”
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22. OK this one is actually sort of intriguing.
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23. Actually, you are an idiot.
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24. Run Forest run!
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25. With magic.
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26. Poor dog.
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27. Yes, you should go see a psychologist immediately.
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